bewbin:

i win 

(Source: bewbin, via wigwams)

shslequius:

iguanamouth:

people whose entire first name is also in their last name have had a rough journey

i once knew a daniel daniels and i think his parents just had a sick sense of humor because his middle name was dan

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

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fruitpunchg:

there is no way that this happened

Brazilians & their curves man istg 

(Source: yodiscrepo, via sarcastic-snowflake)

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov, via url-coming-soon)

lexjoprincess:

"Oh my god Panic! at the disco is so emo!"

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yeah they are so emo it scares me

(via consultinghaz)